Friday, 6 March 2015

"That icky-sticky stuff is only fit for Heffalumps and Woosels"

Okay. No it's not but it certainly deserves a big fat overrated label on it! Do you want to know what I'm talking ranting about. I'll tell you:
Honestly guys, I just don't get it! It's a spread that's SUPPOSE to go on wait for it BREAD! Why is it when I search on Google for things like cheesecake, or anything sweet they always have a recipe that contains peanut butter. Why would you want to have that?! It's not sweet!
Now, assuming your American and totally love Peanut Butter you may be asking the question. "What is she going on about? Peanut butter is amazing!" Okay, Yeah I know. But let's search for a minute....................................................................................................................
See what I mean?
But wait there's more:

And more

So you get the picture, right. I don't understand how you could put peanut butter in things like cheesecakes, cookies, cupcakes and all those sweet kinds of things.
Yes, I know that there are a ton of recipes that DON'T have peanut butter in them, but I'm just having a bit of fun ranting about this. :)
Don't get me wrong, I love to have peanut butter. Just not in sweet stuff. On bread. :P To some people that must sound really strange, but it's true. In fact, I wonder if my peanut butter is different to what you guys have.............I have no idea honestly.
I made a caramel slice a while back and it said to use quite a large amount of peanut butter. Then it was sort of like this:

Hhhm. Yeah, so I didn't like it at all.

NOOOOOOOO Don't ruin the oreos! 
Anyway, that's pretty much all I'm going to say on the subject. It was fun to do this blog post. :) I'm sorry if there are any typos or accidental bad spelling. I haven't really checked that. :)
God Bless


  1. Quite a post :) I feel qualified to reply because I am a American, lifelong peanut butter fan. I like my peanut butter on bread with jelly. By amazing chance I am about to go eat some for lunch!!! At night I make myself a peanut butter and butter and honey and yeast flake sandwich for a protein boost...what? it tastes good...honestly.
    Actually I have eaten those peanut butter cookies before. They are super yummy, and sugary and O.K. probably not good for me. But I like them a lot. If you eat the peanut butter thats in the picture with the little girls you have reason to complain. That is Skippy or something like that.And it is toxic. I had some was like candy.

    Anyway. My luch is calling. (End of fanatical peanut butter counter-rant.) Have a nice day.:)

    1. Hhe, Oh Benjamin you make me smile. I much prefer vegemite. :P Have you heard of it?

    2. No, what is Vegimite? All I know is that it is an Australian thing.

    3. I just looked up Vegemite. What a interesting substance. I'm not sure if I would like it
      but if I had the chance to try it I would.


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